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by Kurt Borne

Archive for the month “April, 2012”

Anomalies or the Norm in our Education System?

Every now and then I run across stories on the Web that, I hope, are not true representations of the state of the U.S. education system. I instead hope that these are just anomalies, examples of those “students” who just weren’t paying attention in school and who are far from the norm.

If for no other purpose than to provide a good laugh, check out these examples of people who perhaps just missed some important facts in their math, science, and history classes:

- People “Shocked” that the Titanic Really Did Sink

Tough “MPH” Math Problem

The Benefits of Marriage

This week I’m celebrating my 19th wedding anniversary to my wonderful wife, Julie. So in honor of marriage, I thought I’d share some of the unlimited research about the benefits of marriage, much of which I can vouch for from personal experience.

Studies Find Big Benefits in Marriage, by The New York Times

The Effects of Marriage on Health, by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services

Research Looks at Cohabitation’s Negative Effects, by The University of Chicago Chronicle

(Note: The 2 trolls at right presided over our wedding cake on that day so many years ago.)

Just Some Interesting Trivial Facts…


Astronauts can’t belch – there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.

Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times.

Gold is the only metal that doesn’t rust, even if it’s buried in the ground for thousands of years.

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases.

Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.

Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.

Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.

Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.

The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers. That is why it is found in some medicines.

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.

In ancient times, strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.

Strawberries are the only fruit whose seeds grow on the outside

The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.

Due to earth’s gravity, it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.

Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.

Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.

The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.

Benefits, and Shortcomings, of Mentoring Programs

A nice Wall Street Journal article, Benefits of a Mentor, by Rachel Louise Ensign, describes the benefits of a corporate mentoring program. The article points out the many positive aspects of a mentoring program. Here is one excerpt:

A mentor can help a young worker answer tough questions about his or her career path and get perspective on the industry. The relationship may even help you eventually land a new job. But you’ll need to be careful to pick a mentor whose expertise and attitude are right for you. And it’s important to maintain proper etiquette.

Some companies have formal mentoring programs that pair a young employee with a seasoned worker. “In a more formal mentoring program, you set specific objectives,” says Deb Cohen, senior vice president for knowledge development at the Society for Human Resource Management. You may be expected to set goals, such as learning about a new part of the company, and formally prepare for each meeting with your mentor.

I agree that mentoring programs can be a wonderful option for your employees. However, I would caution (from experience) that if your company is not careful, a mentoring program can just as easily have unforeseen and negative effects.

A mentoring program needs to be established properly,  preferably with the assistance of your Human Resources Department. In fact I would suggest that the mentoring program begin with the HR Department, in order to give it the proper recognition and support. Having a mentoring program can make, or break, the morale and career growth of the employees involved, so the program should not just be slapped together willy nilly. In other words, your department should not attempt to start its own mentoring program without at least the blessing, and hopefully the full support, of experts such as HR generalists in your company.

I would also add that mentoring programs can have many faces, many levels of involvement, and many structures. Equally important to realize is the fact that a mentoring program is not necessarily a good fit for your type of workplace, department, or culture. The example I ran into was in trying to implement a mentoring program for new-hire employees in a small call center environment. We had a lot of trouble making the program work primarily due to the high turnover rate of the department, which is the nature of call center environments. But when you are in a small call center, the turnover problem is magnified.

We were never able to identify enough quality mentors who were also willing participants in the program. And by “quality” we were looking for candidates who were model employees with the following qualities: excellent sales numbers, performed all work functions “by the book,” excellent attitude, a spotless attendance record, and more. Unfortunately, in a call center with a total of about 35 candidates, finding mentors who fit these qualifications, and who had a tenure of at least 6 months, was impossible to do. Adding to the problem was that due to the ever-high turnover, we always had new-hires who needed mentors.

In summary, in my situation I think that some type of mentoring program for new-hires could possibly have worked. However, due to the reality of our high turnover environment, and in a small call center, it would require more planning upfront. Indeed, a successful mentoring program in that call center environment may not even resemble a traditional mentoring program. Perhaps a mentoring program where the call center new-hires had mentors “outside” of their own department could have worked.

In fact, in her Wall Street Journal article, Ensign discusses this very possibility. She suggests finding mentors in other departments, and perhaps even from another company in your same industry.

While mentoring programs hold much promise for grooming young and/or new employees, I would caution employers to be very careful in their planning of the program. The mentoring experience must vary to match the structure and culture of the company or department in question. And in some cases, a mentoring program may not be the answer at all.

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